These are great! And oh how true! Such ridiculousness and Pharisee-led la-la land.
Another one: family heads (meaning males, of course!) must sit on the aisle seat. It would be quite presumptuous for a wife to take the end of the row seat.
I got counselled one time for having my bra strap show when I was wearing a sleeveless top to the meeting and it was a very hot summer day.
I remember a sister who breast-fed her baby in the Kingdom Hall, yes, right there in the main hall, not even going to the mother's room -- she had a little blanket covering herself but it was really talked about and whispered about and made everybody totally uncomfortable -- she would even put her hand up to answer questions while doing this shocking thing -- now I think, good for her!
You couldn't say, "Good luck" or "Bless you" ....
You couldn't have wind chimes... or garden gnomes....
.... even having a chess board was very questionable .... (war games!)